Aug 252011
 

It’s always fun to learn a  new word. Today’s word: the Irish/Yiddish “shemozzle.” Definition: a brawl. How it’s used:

Damn the torpedoes: Defence’s $600m blunder

The Defence Force’s long-delayed $600 million purchase of anti-submarine torpedoes has suffered another humiliating setback.

The Defence Materiel Organisation (DMO) is now tendering for translators at a reported cost of around $110,000 after it was discovered the technical documentation for the European-designed weapons are written only in Italian and French.

The situation has been described as a “shemozzle” by a top defence strategist.

 Posted by at 11:45 pm
Aug 252011
 

A substantially less crazy-sounding idea than jetliners launching large missiles vertically, in the late 1970’s Boeing (and others) studied the use of cargo jets to carry and launch large numbers of cruise missiles.

The Carter years, for you younguns who don’t remember back that far – and for you old farts old enough to have experienced the 1970’s and managed to repress memories of that dark time – were a time of economic despair, lost jobs, industries in decline and a space program that had been basically shut down. The President was swept into office on the promise of repairing a broken nation dealing with major internal divisions, troubles in the Middle East and skyrocketing oil prices.The President, rather than bringing the nation together, turned out to be rather an incompetent boob, creating *more* division and basically mangling both the economy and foreign policy. Let us hope such times do not come again…

The 1970’s actually did look like this.

Anyway: it was a time when expensive new defense procurements were in massive doubt, the anti-nuke nuts were running rampant and the aviation industry didn’t see much in the future.  But still the Soviet Union was lurking just over the horizon, so a need was seen to modernize the nuclear delivery force… on a budget.  President Carters cancellation of the B-1 bomber left the US without a new manned strategic nuclear delivery system; without the B-1, all the US had was the B-52 which was starting to appear rather old and obsolete (as opposed to today, when they are two or three times as old as they were then…).

Boeing put forward the idea of using 747 cargo conversions for mass cruise missile attacks. Rotary launch racks would be carried internally in the spacious cargo bay…  nine racks each holding eight ALCM’s gave a respectable loading of 72 cruise missiles, each potentially armed with a single nuclear warhead. There was a single launch port on the starboard side of the aft fuselage. The rack next to the port would eject a single missile sideways through the port, rotate the next missile into place, and then launch it. When all eight missile had been launched, the rack would slide to the left; another rack would slide aft into the position just vacated. When *that* rack was empty, the first rack would slide forward, giving room for the second rack to slide sideways, and a third rack to slide aft into position. In this way, nine racks could be carried and moved into position. It would be somewhat cumbersome, and certainly a slower process than unloading the equivalent rotary racks that the B-1A would have carried internally… but then, the B-1 could only carry three such racks.

Boeing filed for a patent on the concept in 1978 and received it in 1980.

“Missile Carrier Airplane,” US patent 4,208,949

This would have been a far easier design to bring to fruition than the BAE vertical launch concept, and would probably have had a greater total load of nuclear whoopass. However, it falls short in the all-important coolness factor, and would have been useless in the micro-satellite launch business or anti-missile duty. Since the cruise missiles, jetliners and rotary racks described thirty years ago (yeeeeesh) are still available and essentially top of the line, the concept would seem to remain valid. In recent years Boeing has discussed in somewhat vague terms the “arsenal plane” concept, where a relatively large and slow aircraft would be loaded to the gills with offensive weaponry. While their artwork has tended to show some sort of blended wing body in that role, the 747 would still be a potential candidate.

NOTE: If you liked this little post, then you’ll love Aerospace Projects Review. Go take a look. NOW. Do it.

 Posted by at 11:24 pm
Aug 242011
 

While it’s certainly right and p[roper to look upon the revolution in Libya with trepidation. It’s not exactly like the rebels are organized and working to establish a modern western constitutional republic; instead, they are organized around… hell, I don’t know what their credo is, apart from “Gadaffi sucks” and “Allahu Ackbar” (“Allahu” being Arabic for “Admiral,” apparently, and is generally shouted just prior to a trap being revealed). But Qaddafi was an out-and-out evil scumbag, and the world will be better off when he’s not in it anymore. Still, that doesn’t stop certain individuals and organizations from bemoaning the revolution against Kadhafi. Take, for example, Hugo Chavez:

“What the Yankee empire and the European powers … want is Libya’s oil,” Chavez said.

Chavez said Tuesday that Venezuela would continue to recognize Gadhafi as Libya’s leader and would refuse to recognize a rebel-led interim government.

Mummer Kadhafi (left) meets with Hugo Chavez (right) while Omar Sharif looks on (middle)

Recently, Pravda has also joined in on the side of Gaddafi, with results every bit in keeping with Pravda’s proud name.

If there’s one thing that disturbs a dictator, it’s an allied dictator getting whacked by his own people. Thus it should be a hoot to watch how Chavez deals with the all-but-inevitable death and/or imprisonment of Khaddafi.

 Posted by at 8:52 pm
Aug 242011
 

No jokes.

Loyal Dog Mourns, Lays at Casket of Fallen Navy Seal

Navy SEAL U.S. Navy Petty Officer 1st Class Jon T. Tumilson was among the 30 American troops killed August 6 when Taliban insurgents downed their Chinook helicopter with a rocket-propelled grenade. At his funeral in Iowa, his dog Hawkeye paid his last respects, walking up to the casket, lying down in front of it, and heaving a sigh.

If you’re up for it, there’s a photo at the link.

 Posted by at 8:06 pm
Aug 242011
 

I have a big fat pile of early Space Shuttle wind tunnel test reports, and it’s occurred to me that they could serve as the basis of an attractive book (or couple of books). I have put together a small, short, hastily-assembled prototype/mockup, downloadable below in PDF form, to give a rough idea of what I mean. Would something like this be of interest to y’all? It would be interesting not only from a historical standpoint, but also or model makers.

If interested, let me know… if I get enough “yes, I’d buy if the price wasn’t insane” comments, then I will go ahead. It’ll be something of a back-burner project, unless the response is overwhelming.

shuttle wind tunnel models proto.pdf

NOTE: the PDF was saved with maximum compression to save filesize, and the illustration s received minimal massaging to improve image quality. This is simply a test to gauge potential customer interest.

 Posted by at 12:32 pm
Aug 242011
 

For some reason, a few people are irritated that the Martin Luther King Jr.  statue recently unveiled in Washington, D.C. (just in time for The Most Important News Story Of 2011) was made of Chinese granite, carved by a Chinese artist and assembled by Chinese workers. Huh.

Martin Luther King memorial made in China

…there has been controversy over the choice of Lei Yixin, a 57-year-old master sculptor from Changsha in Hunan province, to carry out the work. Critics have openly asked why a black, or at least an American, artist was not chosen and even remarked that Dr King appears slightly Asian in Mr Lei’s rendering.

Mr Lei, who has in the past carved two statues of Mao Tse-tung, one of which stands in the former garden of Mao Anqing, the Chinese leader’s son, carried out almost all of the work in Changsha.

More than 150 granite blocks, weighing some 1,600 tons, were then shipped from Xiamen to the port of Baltimore, and reassembled by a team of 100 workmen, including ten Chinese stone masons brought over specifically for the project.

Interesting resume the artist has: Mao, MLK and Obama. Hmmmm…

(Pictured: rumored early maquette for the MLK memorial)

 Posted by at 10:16 am
Aug 242011
 

This is neat: an array of sensors across the US display vertical motion in the wake of the minor earthquake in Virgina yesterday (A.K.A. The Most Important News Story of 2011):

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A few things I find curious… the sensors are largely clustered north/south along the Mississippi, and Texas and Louisiana kept reverberating.

 Posted by at 9:46 am
Aug 222011
 

Orbital Technologies, a Russian firm, claims that they will have the first operational “space hotel” in about 2016. Compared with the Bigelow designs, it’s pretty small… about the volume of an ISS module. Their website has lots of pretty pictures in the form of computer renderings, not so much in the way of photos of actual hardware. One thing the hotel seems to be lacking is one of the most important things a space hotel should have… windows.

I’ve not heard too much about this enterprise. Might be legit, might be pure vaporware. But one of the more interesting aspects of it is the article describing it on CNN.com. It’s interesting not because of what the CNN writer has to say… but how she says it. If you want a good introductory example of “sneering” in journalism, here you go.

Russia’s space hotel, or Commercial Space Station, will be aimed at crazy-rich space tourists, as well as corporate and industrial researchers. In other words, not you.


Spending your vacation in space will no doubt inspire travel stories like no other, but what’s there to do once you’re sealed in up there?

Not much, it turns out, apart from going online and watching TV.

There will be no shower, but you can clean yourself with wet wipes. Fun!

Space tourism *will* be big business someday. Someday soon, hopefully… and it’s my personal hope that Americans lead the way. But if the Russians (or the Chinese, or the Indians, or the Japanese, or whoever)  get there first, more power to ’em. The more the merrier; the more competition, the lower the cost and, eventually, the better the experience. But there will always be cynics like the CNN writer who cannot see the value it it.

 Posted by at 10:11 am