Sep 302022
 

Huh. Who woulda guessed.

Ukraine formally applies for fast-track NATO membership

It kinda seems like Ukrainian interest in NATO membership has been on the rise for a while. One wonders why that might be.

 

 

 Posted by at 9:11 pm
Sep 302022
 

I’ve always wondered how blind people in the US handle paper money. All our bills are the same size and are essentially featureless from a tactile sense. A $1 would be indistinguishable from a $20 or a $100 bill.

Technology to the rescue!

I suppose someone will get snippy about “mutilating” bills by adding braille bumps to them. But then, someone *always* gets offended by some damn thing or other. I can’t imagine it would be all that hard to add tactile features to bills. raised bumps might get squished over time, but braille punched-out dots seem workable. But embedded bumps are probably best.

 Posted by at 6:40 pm
Sep 302022
 

Sometimes you see things that cannot be unseen. So, rather than just go “bleah” and try to find some sort of mind bleach to wipe out an image you weren’t looking for but stumbled across anyway, try to come up with an alternate explanation for what you saw. In this case “polycystic kidney.” Don’t do a Google Image search for “polycystic kidney.” Seriously, don’t. It won’t improve your day. However, if you *do* do such a search, you will likely be met with a wide array of post-surgical photos of kidneys that have been removed. If you think about these things as currently residing within you, right now, at this very moment… you will not be happy. They will give you an uncomfortableness. However… an alternate approach is to think of them not as human organs that have gone very, very wrong, but as baby shoggoths straight out of Lovecraftian horror. It won’t make you any more comfortable, but at least … well, I dunno. There’s no real upside, I suppose, unless you are a movie or game designer tasked with creating a shoggoth. Cuz this will do.

You’re welcome.

 Posted by at 11:14 am
Sep 302022
 

The Hubble and Webb space telescopes both observed the DART asteroid impact, and both saw distinct “streamers” in the ejecta. Which seems rather odd given that the asteroid appears to have been a loosely-assembled gravel pile, with nothing holding the ejected particles together… no surface tension, no magnetic fields, not even any appreciable gravity.

Webb and Hubble capture detailed views of DART impact

Webb’s view in near infrared:

 

Hubble’s view in visible light:

 

 

 Posted by at 10:14 am
Sep 302022
 

So Russia has blamed the west for sabotaging the pipeline; everybody else on the planet blames Russia for sabotaging the pipeline. But there is another possibility. Consider, for a moment, the fact that the same culture of corruption, arrogance and vodka that gave us Chernobyl was also responsible for maintaining the pipeline.

Yeah. No sabotage needed to explain massive mechanical failures.

An interesting read full of things you probably haven’t considered:

Nordstream

Might be advisable to figure out of this was just a maintenance fail before people start nuking each other over it.

 Posted by at 9:43 am
Sep 292022
 

For starters, it has the FBI actually doing its job. Shocking, I know.

Johns Hopkins doctor and spouse, an Army doctor, indicted for trying to leak medical information to Russia

Not so much “leak” as “sell.” The medical information seems to be medical records of military personnel and their families, a pile of data that does not immediately seem all that terribly useful. But then, the Russians do not seem to have actually been involved here; these people were baited by the FBI. And what people they are:

During an initial Aug. 17 meeting in a Baltimore hotel room, (Anna) Gabrielian told the agent she was “motivated by patriotism toward Russia to provide any assistance she could to Russia, even if it meant being fired or going to jail.”

Nice. But where it gets more interesting: the female doctors spouse, also arrested, has been in the news before:

(Jamie Lee) Henry received attention in 2015 after becoming the first known active-duty Army officer to come out as transgender. A Buzzfeed article from that time said she was also, to her knowledge and to the knowledge of LGBTQ advocates, the first and only active duty service member who had changed her name and gender within the United States military.

In the one photo in the article Henry looks like a dude. But I guess Henry considers Henry to be female. Shrug.

“My point of view is until the United States actually declares war against Russia, I’m able to help as much as I want,” Henry, 39, told the agent, according to the indictment. “At that point, I’ll have some ethical issues I’ll have to work through.”

“You’ll work through those ethical issues,” Gabrielian replied.

Henry also told the agent she had looked into volunteering to join the Russian Army after the conflict in Ukraine began.

Wonderful. *These* are the sort of people the military is hiring *and* promoting.

It seems that both of these characters consider themselves women. So the fact that they have some number of children is a bit unusual; once again, biology ain’t what it once was. But also:

Gabrielian did fear what might happen to the couple’s children if she put herself at risk of arrest, demanding that the kids be put on “a nice flight to Turkey to go on vacation” if arrest seemed imminent.

What the hell is in Turkey awaiting these kids? “Gabrielian” is an *Armenian* surname. I may not be a world-reknowned historian, but I do seem to recall some unpleasantness between the Turks and Armenians that would tend to suggest that they’re not real fond of each other.

 

 Posted by at 7:55 pm