Nov 162011
 

The Occu-Drama continues to amuse:

Surprise, Homeland Security Coordinates #OWS Crackdowns

So the government that the fleabaggers want to grant more power to… is using the power it already has to bulldoze their little Obamavilles out of parks all over the nation. Heh.

But wait! Seems the fleabaggers might be willing to fight back!

 Posted by at 3:18 pm
Nov 162011
 

MOOSE (“Man Out Of Space Easiest”) is kinda legendary among the twenty or so of us who have actually heard of it. It was a 1960’s concept for a minimum “escape capsule” for astronauts on board space stations. Rather than something as hideously gigantic and complex as a Mercury capsule, MOOSE would be little bigger than a backpack. In short, it was a large plastic bag and a canister of fast-curing polyethylene foam, plus a small retrorocket. As your space station falls apart around you, you’d get into your rather minimal space suit, grab a MOOSE, and bail out the door. Once out you’d set the thing off, which would cause the foam to be squirted into the plastic bag. The bag would shape the foam into a *sorta* ballistically stable capsule. You’d orient yourself backside-forward, then hit the retro rocket. It would dump you out of orbit; the foam would protect you from re-entry heating, and you’d parachute to a gentle landing, with probably a minimum of breaking your legs on landing.

MOOSE has been described online in numerous places. But Cracked just published what has to be the best description here:

6 Terrifying Emergency Escape Pods (That Aren’t Worth It)

Of the six “escape pods,” MOOSE comes in at Number 1.

Your spaceship is now complete: You, in a wet sack of foam.

And my favorite line of the whole thing was the NSFW answer to the question that was posed: Somebody asked the question: “What’s the easiest way to get a man out of space?”

 Posted by at 2:56 pm
Nov 152011
 

Relevant to nuthin’, here’s a link to a Wikipedia entry on the biggest box office bombs ever. They are listed with their losses adjusted to 2011 equivalents… and boy howdy, there’s some real doozies in there.

List of biggest box office bombs

The top eleven:

Film Year Total cost (production + marketing) (USD) Worldwide theater gross (USD) Net losses (USD) Net losses inflation adjusted (2011 USD)
Cutthroat Island 1995 115,000,000 18,517,322 96,482,678 139,028,052
The Alamo 2004 145,000,000[1] 25,820,000[1] 119,180,000 138,583,355
The Adventures of Pluto Nash 2002 120,000,000 7,103,973[2] 112,896,027[2] 137,830,376
Sahara 2005 241,000,000[3] 119,269,486 121,730,514 136,926,012
Mars Needs Moms 2011 175,000,000[4] 38,992,758 136,007,242 136,007,242
The 13th Warrior 1999 160,000,000 61,698,899 98,301,101 129,558,133
Town & Country 2001 105,000,000[5] 10,372,291 94,627,709 117,423,330
Speed Racer 2008 200,000,000[6] 93,945,766 106,054,254 108,259,603
Heaven’s Gate 1980 44,000,000* 3,484,331 40,515,669 107,987,063
Stealth 2005 170,800,000 76,932,872 93,867,128 105,584,468
Green Lantern 2011 325,000,000[7] 219,851,172 105,148,828 105,148,828

OUCH. Some of these surprised the hell out of me… I didn’t know that “The 13th Warrior” and “Stealth” were bombs, certainly not in the hundred-million-dollar range.

 Posted by at 7:36 pm
Nov 152011
 

XCOR Aerospace and the Southwest Research Institute will award a research flight on board the XCOR Lynx suborbital spaceplane to one paid registrant at the Next-Generation Suborbital Researchers Conference. This conference will be held February 27-29, 2012, in Palo Alto, California.

The contest rules are HERE.

I bet these guys are going to be in the running:

Of course, they’d better keep an eye out for someone trying to game the system…

 Posted by at 5:03 pm