Jan 242012
 

Kentucky Cuts Education; Preserves Tax Breaks For Creationist Theme Park

Cutting education funding may or may not be a good thing (cutting the FedGuv Department of Education would unarguably be a good thing), but cutting education while providing tax benefits a religious theme park?

And the theme park in question hopes to build a full-scale “replica” of the mythical “Noah’s Ark.” Why? Well, apart from being perhaps a good way to separate some money from some people there’s this:

First, the Ark project is about discipleship. It will stand as a monument to the truth of the Bible in Genesis 6–9 and will call the church back to the authority of the Bible from its very first book. As believers learn the importance and trustworthiness of these early chapters, they will have the proper foundation for understanding the biblical worldview. So the Ark will stand to help us and other Christians fulfill the Lord’s command in Matthew 28 to make disciples.

Cuz, sure. If you build a fake boat, you’ve proven Genesis is literal fact.

I’m’a gonna go plant a tree, and thus prove the literal truth of the Eddas. I wonder if I can get some tax breaks for building a replica Yggdrassil?

There was a full-scale Podracer at the “Wings Over The Rockies” aircraft museum, thus proving the existence of The Force.

Extra fun: Kentucky is not run by wacko Republicans. It’s run by wacko Democrats.

 Posted by at 5:59 pm
Jan 192012
 

Dems propose ‘Reasonable Profits Board’ to regulate oil company profits

Oh, goodie. The short form: a “windfall profit tax” would tax at a rate of 100% any profit that was considered to be “unreasonable.” “Reasonable” and “unreasonable” are left undefined, thus leaving it up to politicians and bureaucrats to decide when someone is making too much profit.

Regardless of what you think about oil companies, this sort of thing is so wrong headed as to be indistinguishable from “stupid and/or evil.” For starters, if selling a bunch of oil will merit a 100% tax, then the oil company will have no incentive to sell that oil. Since the demand for oil will not be decreased at the same time that the government is driving down supply… the price of oil (and its derivatives, such as gasoline and plastics) will necessarily skyrocket.  There will be an intricate dance of oil companies driving down supply while making more per gallon, and still trying to avoid the 100% tax. “Death spiral” is the term that comes to mind. If this is the unintended consequence of this sort of law, that means that those behind it are “stupid.”

But since it seems pretty likely that those who have crafted this bill can figure out that this will be the result, they are more likely to be “evil.” Obama has said that he wants the price of energy to skyrocket; this would certainly aid that goal, while at the same time demonizing oil companies. Why would anyone do this? The claims has often been made that jacking up the cost of fossil fuels will lead people to buy into “alternate fuels.” But… while electric cars are almost as old as the internal combustion engine, IC cars have gotten far better, while electric cars remain either terribly expensive, ridiculously impractical… or both. A century of development doesn’t really seem to have helped here. Why would jacking up the price of oil help all of a sudden? The only things that this will help are cronyism and anti-energy, anti-growth ideologies.

And there’s another concern: once it has been established that the government can take 100% of the “unreasonable” profits of one industry… they can do it to any and all industries. While I’d find it schadenfreudalicious if Congress decided that actors, athletes, singers and such were good for up to $400,000 per year, and any income above that would be taxed at 100%, it’s clear that such a power would be a power no government should have.

 Posted by at 1:44 pm
Jan 042012
 

Gah.

Illinois:  ID now needed for drain cleaner

Ah, yes, my original home state continues to embarrass. Because acid was used in an attack a few years ago, Draino and Liquid Plumr are now government-controlled substances requiring added levels of bureaucracy.

California:  CA judge rules Muslims harassing Jewish students engaging in “protected speech”

Hell, this wasn’t just “harassment,” it was physical assault. And according to the US District Court judge, attacking someone is “protected political speech.”

And some people wonder why it might make sense to have some judges come before Congress and explain how they reach the decisions they do. But then, this would be the same Congress full of the sort of people who want to make the world safe from plumbing products…

 Posted by at 7:29 pm
Jan 032012
 

Marine faces 15 years behind bars for unknowingly violating gun law

Short form: a former Marine faces between 2 and 15 years for doing a legal thing: possessing a firearm. He even had a valid concealed carry license.

Americans should not fear that if they drive over an arbitrary line within their own nation they will go from a law-abiding citizen in good standing to a criminal. New York, however, feels otherwise, and should be avoided at all cost.

 Posted by at 6:57 pm
Dec 132011
 

NTSB seeks nationwide ban on driver use of personal electronic devices

Translation: the FedGuv wants to make it illegal to talk on the phone while driving. That includes hands-free phones.

Yeah. Good luck with that.

Regardless of what the intentions are, what it will turn into is a cash cow for police, just like speed traps and stoplight cameras.

Speaking as someone who got screwed over second-hand by a jackass busy texting while driving, I’ve no problem with banning texting, as that requires your eyes. But *talking?*

 Posted by at 7:21 pm
Dec 132011
 

Studying alternative medicine with taxpayer dollars

$374,000 showed that sniffing stinkpretty doesn’t heal wounds.

$666,000 showed that prayer doesn’t cure AIDS.

$406,000 showed that coffee enemas don’t cure pancreatic cancer.

$1.25 million showed that massage makes people with cancer feel better.

$104,000 to study “energy healing.”

How do I get a grant to study whether dirt makes a good rocket fuel and water a good oxidizer?

 Posted by at 1:12 am
Dec 012011
 

“Animal Cops,” for those of you who are unaware, is a reality TV series that follows Humane Society staff around various cities (Detroit, Houston, Phoenix) as they rescue critters from various predicaments. Typically, the predicaments involve humans either neglecting animals under their control, or outright abusing them. One common story: some poverty stricken schmoe is unable to provide adequate food and veterinary care for his/her dog. Dog gets sick or injured, cops are called, an investigation is made and the Poverty Stricken Schmoe is legally obliged to sign over the dog to the Humane Society, who patches it up and adopts it out. Poverty Stricken Schmoe is warned that if they cannot afford a dog, they shouldn’t *have* a dog, and if the cops are called again for a dog being improperly cared for, poverty Stricken Schmoe is going to jail.

I’m a big fan of private property rights, such that if someone buys a Picasso for $50 million, it’s theirs to do with as they please. This includes hiding it, burying it in wet cement, neglecting it in a leaky attic, or taking it out back and setting fire to it. But if instead of an inert painting someone procures themselves a critter capable of feeling pain and fear, your rights to do with it as you please are reduced. You now have a definite responsibility.

And… if the transition from “painting” to “puppy” carries with it responsibilities, in my opinion the transition from “puppies” to “human babies” carries with it even *more* responsibilities.

So, imagine my chagrin while watching this:

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The short form: a woman has 15 children. Lives with 12 of them in a motel room. Uses the system to squeeze thousands of taxpayer dollars out of social workers. When she gets thrown into jail, her kids go to a shelter; when she gets out, her family won’t take her and her kids in because she refuses to help control them. So, back to the shelter the kids go… and back to jail she goes because she threatens violence on shelter workers.

Gah.

If you want to have 15 kids, go for it. But if you cannot provide for those kids… you shouldn’t have them. Consider: who can watch “Animal Cops” and argue with taking a house full of malnourished semi-feral cats from some old lady living on Social Security and who clearly cannot provide for them? It is better for the cats if they go somewhere where they *can* be properly cared for. So if it’s good enough for cats, why is that not good enough for children?

We recently had a commenter promote monarchy as the proper form of government. Fine. One of the first rulings of King Scott The First, God Emperor of these United States and Protector of Mexico, will be that if you are on taxpayer-funded welfare (for some specified period measured in months, not years)… you are by definition unfit to parent. If you cannot take care of yourself, clearly you cannot take care of someone else.

And then, following the “Animal Cops” teachings, come the spayings and neuterings.

The story seems to be that this woman is going to lose at least a number of her kids, who will be fostered out. While that’s obviously for the best for the kids – damn near any foster family will have better role models than this horrible, horrible excuse for a mother – the greater societal question is… how in the *hell* did a woman this incapable of raising kids wind up with 15 of ’em? It’s clear that society would have been better off, and the taxpayer would have been less oppressed, if 15-20 years ago someone would have offered her ten grand to have her tubes tied. The local vet clinic will run the occasional special where you can bring in a cat or dog to get spayed for something like forty bucks… so clearly the operation isn’t that big of a deal.

Grrrrr.

And it gets worse:

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80% of students want the US Government to give them *everything.*

 Posted by at 10:53 pm
Nov 162011
 

The Occu-Drama continues to amuse:

Surprise, Homeland Security Coordinates #OWS Crackdowns

So the government that the fleabaggers want to grant more power to… is using the power it already has to bulldoze their little Obamavilles out of parks all over the nation. Heh.

But wait! Seems the fleabaggers might be willing to fight back!

 Posted by at 3:18 pm
Nov 142011
 

The recent news stories of various police departments clashing with the fleabaggers have been entertaining enough… socialists who want *more* government getting wholloped by the forces of big government is ironically hilarious. But THIS story is even better: fleabaggers fighting with fleabaggers at a pro-fleabagger event.

Occupy Seattle Disrupts Pro-Occupy Wall Street Forum, Drives Away Supporters

I suggest reading the whole thing… it’s damned high-larious. But what’s the main source of the trouble? This, if you can believe it:

Activists had planned to interrupt the panel because, some said, they opposed the power dynamic created by speakers on stage talking into microphones.

Wow. Just… wow.

And for those who think that “dirty hippie” is an unfair characterization of the fleabagger-fascist movement, produced by right-wingers? Well, keep in mind that the writer of the article was there, was a support of the “Occupy” movement, and worked for one of the organizations that funded the event:

One activist slept on the floor in front of the stage, spread eagle. The place reeked of BO. A man next to me worked through half a tin of chew.

Yeah. Stay classy, you power-hungry greedy fascist dirtbags.

So, when do you expect Michelle Obama to show up in Seattle and scold the “occupy” movement? After all, she has of late glommed onto bullying as a way to get herself some press, and the Occupation movement is all about bullying.

A Bonus: questions you don’t have to ask Tea Partiers.

 Posted by at 10:12 am