Dec 132011
 

Studying alternative medicine with taxpayer dollars

$374,000 showed that sniffing stinkpretty doesn’t heal wounds.

$666,000 showed that prayer doesn’t cure AIDS.

$406,000 showed that coffee enemas don’t cure pancreatic cancer.

$1.25 million showed that massage makes people with cancer feel better.

$104,000 to study “energy healing.”

How do I get a grant to study whether dirt makes a good rocket fuel and water a good oxidizer?

 Posted by at 1:12 am

  2 Responses to “I clearly chose the wrong field”

  1. Combine the dirt=fuel water=oxidizer thing so that it is somehow health-related, and I think you have a good start.

  2. Call it “all natural, organic space propulsion”. You might have a better chance of getting a grant if you can work minorities, gender, or homosexuality into it, but that way lies madness…

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