Jan 262011
 

Utah lawmakers propose M1911 as official state gun

The bill to make the Browning M1911 the official gun breezed through a committee hearing this week and is scheduled to be debated by the full House as early as Wednesday.

Republican Rep. Carl Wimmer said the state should have the gun as one of its state symbols to honor John Browning, a Utah native who invented it in 1911.

While this is purely symbolic and strictly speaking a waste of the governments time… considering what they *could*be spending their time and effort trying to pass, it’s a magnificent use of public resources.

And the M1911 is a monumentally important invention. While it has been updated (the M1911A1 modifications, adopted in 1924, basically set the pistol in its permanent form), the original design is still a world-beater in terms of simplicity and reliability and stopping power. How many other one-hundred-year-old devices (the device itself, not just the design) can you think of that a person would feel fully comfortable and justified in keeping ready for everyday use? A hammer, maybe?

The only arguable flaw in the M1911 design is the use of a single-stack magazine with only a seven-round capacity. Several variant designs have been produced with double stack magazines providing 13 or more rounds. But since the .45 ACP is not a dinky little pipsqueak of a bullet like the 9mm, a .45 doublestack can lead to grips that are uncomfortably large for some shooters. Seven rounds, though, remains a respectable amount of firepower, and the standard magazines are cheap, reliable, easy to find and quick and easy to replace.

It could be argued that a better gun to honor John Moses Browning would be the M2 “Ma Deuce” 50 caliber machine gun. Another long-lasting design (entered service in 1921, and is still in production and military service around the world), the Ma Deuce has the little problem that for some reason the federal government has decided its not appropriate for civilian ownership and use. Thus the M2 is military only… while the M1911 is available to everybody.

So if you don’t own one, celebrate the centennial of the M1911 by going out and buying one for yourself, and more for family members. Do your part to support both history and human rights by irritating the hell out of the civilian disarmament advocates. If you are not a resident of Utah, do your part to see to it that your state competes well in the next “Brady Campaign To Neuter The Serfs” state scorecard listings. Utah has the best ranking of all fifty-seven states… a total score of ZERO. Hard to do better than zero… but that’s no reason not to try! The Utah state legislature could always pass a law that *mandates* that all households own at least one firearm, or else post a sign out front to alert passersby that that house is unarmed.

 Posted by at 10:51 am
Jan 252011
 

So, you have some heavily loaded C-5 Galaxy transport planes that you want to send to the other side of the planet. The handbook says that you are supposed to meet up with tanker planes and refuel in flight. BOOORRRRING. Why go to all that bother when, instead, you can meet up with a  nuclear powered tow plane and be *dragged* as a glider to the other side of the world?

That was the thinking at Lockheed-Georgia in 1977 when someone dreamed up this:

A giant, two-million pound nuclear seaplane would spool out towlines that the C-5’s would latch onto. The tug would be constrained to fly solely over water, in the event of a crash. And while the C-5’s could power their engines down, it’s clear that the pilots would have to stay on the job… it wouldn’t take much lateral drift to bang one C-5 into the other. 

 Posted by at 11:15 am
Jan 252011
 

Proof, as if any further was needed, that the 1970’s was the nadir of class.

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/

While family members looking goofy in group photos is a timeless constant, it took the 1970’s to turn “fashion” and “hair style” into something of lasting shame.

I blame Carter, Histories Greatest Monster.

 Posted by at 10:25 am
Jan 242011
 

A few weeks ago, a loon in Arizona demonstrated that an unsuccessful assassination attempt on a Democrat politician is Big News, while a successful assassination of a Republican-appointed federal judge is Small News. But as it turns out, another attempted assassination of a Democrat politician a few months ago was No News. Behold, the attempted assassination of Missouri Governor Jay Nixon:

On September 14, 2010, Casey Brezik, a 22-year-old Metropolitan Community College student … who suffered from schizophrenia, stabbed MCC-KC dean Al Dimmit Jr. in a hallway by the computer lab where Nixon was to speak about a half hour later at the Penn Valley College campus in Kansas City’s Penn Valley Park. In the scuffle College Chancellor Mark James wrestled with Brezik and was also nicked. According to press reports Brezik told police that he thought he had stabbed Nixon. Brezik had worn a bulletproof vest to school.

I had not heard a single thing about this until *today*. Now, why would this have fallen so far beneath the radar, when Loughner has been all over the TV for weeks? Well, I can think of two reasons. First, note that the job was done with a knife, not a gun. Hard to use this to push for “common sense gun control laws.” Secondly, and perhaps more importantly, are the bits of info about Brezik I left out of the description above:

Casey Brezik, a 22-year-old Metropolitan Community College student and anarcho-communist… Press reports indicate Brezik had an anarchist symbol tattooed on his right hand and a star, hammer and sickle tattooed on his left hand.

Additionally:

In his “About Me” box on Facebook, Brezik listed as his favorite quotation one from progressive poster boy, Che Guevara. The quote begins “Our every action is a battle cry against imperialism” and gets more belligerent from there.
 
On his wall postings, Brezik ranted, “How are we the radical(s) (left) to confront the NEW RIGHT, if we avoid confrontation all together?”
 
As good as his word, Brezik’s marched on Toronto in June 2010 to protest the G20 Summit, where he was arrested, charged, and deported. “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED,” he boasted.

Kinda hard to spin this as a Tea Partier spurred on by mind control rays emitted from Sarah Palin. Thus: not news.

And to add extra interestingness to the tale, read the comments at “Anarchist News dot org,” in a thread calling for support of this attempted murderer.

Plus: look up the news about Arizona state Rep. Frank Pratt. Makes for interesting reading… and for interesting pondering. “What if he was a D, not an R?”

 Posted by at 10:56 pm
Jan 232011
 

… for those who hate the US. Lang Lang, a Chinese pianist, played a tune for Obama and Hu Jintao at the White House. What’s the big deal? The song, apparently, was the theme from the 1956 Chinese propaganda war movie, Battle on Shangganling Mountain, which tells a story about a battle against American “jackals.”

Wow. Looks like my timing with the Turbo Encabulator posting was spot-on. I hadn’t thought of using music as a way to insult or mock someone right to their face, but there it is.

 Posted by at 11:41 pm
Jan 232011
 

Immokalee woman, man arrested in prostitution case

Normally a prostitution arrest would not be worth bothering with here at stately Unwanted Blog. But… damn. Just… damn.

And here’s the lucky feller who got to experience the existential delight of this delicate flower, one Mr. Pedro Cruz-Santiago:

Clearly, Admiral Adama has fallen on hard times.

To Mr. Cruz-Santiago, I have only one thing to say:

 Posted by at 9:20 pm
Jan 232011
 

Yellowstone Has Bulged as Magma Pocket Swells

… beginning in 2004, scientists saw the ground above the caldera rise upward at rates as high as 2.8 inches (7 centimeters) a year. The rate slowed between 2007 and 2010 to a centimeter a year or less. Still, since the start of the swelling, ground levels over the volcano have been raised by as much as 10 inches (25 centimeters) in places.

Yellowstone National Park’s supervolcano just took a deep “breath,” causing miles of ground to rise dramatically, scientists report.

Volcanos taking deep breaths before the plunge. Hmmm.

I’m tellin’ ya, if’n I see a bright green jet shoot into the sky from the north-northeast, I’m outta here.

 Posted by at 9:05 pm