Sep 092020
 

Wilmington women indicted on hate crime charges after viral MAGA hat theft

“Hate crimes” are stupid. But… so long as they’re on the books, it’s nice seeing them at least *sometimes* applied to to leftist violence. In this case, two 21-year-old women decided it would be a hoot to attack a 7-year-old because he was wearing a MAGA hat. They now face 15 years in prison:

Delaware law states that a person is guilty of such when they commit a “crime for the purpose of interfering with the victim’s free exercise or enjoyment of any right, privilege or immunity protected by the First Amendment to the United States Constitution, or commits said crime because the victim has exercised or enjoyed said rights.” 

Whoopsie.

 Posted by at 9:02 pm
Sep 092020
 

Yesterday I linked to news that in the future “Best Picture” Oscar nominees will need to meet ideological targets. I suggested that past winners might get erased due to their lack of diversity. If’n you think that’s crazytalk… behold:

Nearly 70-year-old murals taken down at University of Rhode Island for lack of diversity

The original artist is 95. To have lived through WWII, having fought off fascists, only to see them come along and erase his work because it doesn’t fit a political narrative.

 Posted by at 3:53 pm
Sep 082020
 

An interesting video about the last item that the US military fielded that could be called a “flamethrower,” the M202 “Flash:”

Now, it would probably be inappropriate to suggest that weapons such as this, or perhaps “Dragons Breath” cartridges for tear gas launches, would be an appropriate response to communists in the streets throwing Molotov cocktails. So don’t even think about it.

 

 Posted by at 8:21 pm
Sep 082020
 

So the Chinese launched a Long March 4B rocket and “recovered” the booster stage… to certain limits of the definition of “recover.” On its way down it looks a lot like a Falcon 9 booster coming down; it just kinda skipped the “landing burn” part. And the “don’t aim at a school” part. And the “don’t spread a cloud of nitrogen tetroxide over the plebs” part.

I’m sure the Chinese will steal what they need from SpaceX to fix this issue… eventually.

 Posted by at 8:04 pm
Sep 082020
 

Oscar Shakes Up Best Picture Eligibility Standards; Strict New Diversity Requirements Take Full Effect In 2024

In order for a movie to be eligible for the Best Picture award, it will now be required to adopt certain features:

STANDARD A:  ON-SCREEN REPRESENTATION, THEMES AND NARRATIVES
To achieve Standard A, the film must meet ONE of the following criteria:

A1. Lead or significant supporting actors

At least one of the lead actors or significant supporting actors is from an underrepresented racial or ethnic group.

    • Asian
      • Hispanic/Latinx
      • Black/African American
      • Indigenous/Native American/Alaskan Native
      • Middle Eastern/North African
      • Native Hawaiian or other Pacific Islander
      • Other underrepresented race or ethnicity

A2. General ensemble cast

At least 30% of all actors in secondary and more minor roles are from at least two of the following underrepresented groups:

    • Women
      • Racial or ethnic group
      • LGBTQ+
      • People with cognitive or physical disabilities, or who are deaf or hard of hearing

A3. Main storyline/subject matter

The main storyline(s), theme or narrative of the film is centered on an underrepresented group(s).

    • Women
      • Racial or ethnic group
      • LGBTQ+
      • People with cognitive or physical disabilities, or who are deaf or hard of hearing

Huh. A movie about, say Robin Hood or King Arthur or the Vikings or the Greeks or the Romans or the Renaissance would need to be either a-historical or would be disallowed. Shakespeare is off the table. World War I or WWII or the Franco-Prussian War or Napoleon: verbotten. The early space program? Nope.

One wonders if they woke mafia behind this nonsense will go after *past* best Picture winners the same way they’ve tried to retroactively cancel the likes of H.P. Lovecraft. “Casablanca?” cancelled. “Hamlet?” “The Best Years of Our Lives?””My Fair Lady?’ “The Sound of Music?” “A Man for All Seasons?” “Patton?” “Amadeus?” “Braveheart?” “Titanic?” “A Beautiful Mind?” “Return of the King?” “The Kings Speech?” None of these would be allowed to even be *eligible* under the new era of #OscarsSoWoke.

 Posted by at 7:54 pm
Sep 082020
 

After some study, it turns out tha tthe “Chinese mystery seeds” that people were recieving ws a much bigger issue than originally thought. *Thousands* of Americans got them in the mail. And hundreds of Americans proved that voting-by-mail was a bad idea and that voting machines should come with some sort of automated tests to prove that you are smart enough to know not to *eat* friggen mystery seeds form an antagonist nation.

Hundreds of Americans Planted ‘Chinese Mystery Seeds’

Assuming the article is accurate (hey, it’s “Vice,” best to remain skeptical), tens of thousands of Americans received packages of mystery seeds. The consensus seems to be that this was a scam meant to generate five-star reviews; I remain fuzzy on just how that’s supposed to work, but ok, whatever. Let’s assume that it was just a *relatively* harmless scam, and not a more insidious plot to sow blights, invasive species or genetically engineered monsters into the American ecosystem. But this scan showed that such a plot could well work. Lots of people just went ahead and behaved foolishly with these seeds.

Americans need to be more skeptical. Americans need to be more paranoid and distrusting, especially of anyone associated with communism.

 

 Posted by at 1:40 pm