Sep 242010
 

Airborne laser being tested for US Missile Defense Agency goes off-target due to software glitch that KENT STOP TOUCHING YOURSELF

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This is in reference to this Space.com article:

Airborne Laser Goes Off-Target Due to Software Bug

Any excuse for Jordan:

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 Posted by at 11:05 pm

  5 Responses to “Lasers: Presenting the best Fark headline of the day”

  1. That’s the way you know the real elite; they’ve seen Real Genius so many times that they can quote whole sections of dialog from memory.
    I loved Jordan; she was a little odd, but she had her heart in the right place and knew how to build a rebreather diving suit to boot.
    That’s my dream girl right there.
    We wouldn’t even have to screw; we could just sit around all day and night, making insane inventions, and cackling like a pair of maniacs.
    She was supposed to be based on a real student from Caltech nicknamed “Tigger”.
    http://www.eeggs.com/items/4364.html
    Favorite lines:
    “Kent has his name on his license plate.”
    “My mother does that with my underwear.”
    “Your mother puts license plates on your underwear?” šŸ˜€
    And sometimes, real life get’s a little _too_ close to fiction:
    http://www.aviationweek.com/aw/blogs/defense/index.jsp?plckController=Blog&plckBlogPage=BlogViewPost&newspaperUserId=27ec4a53-dcc8-42d0-bd3a-01329aef79a7&plckPostId=Blog%3a27ec4a53-dcc8-42d0-bd3a-01329aef79a7Post%3a64434342-43cc-46ef-b5cc-bb531509fe30&plckScript=blogScript&plckElementId=blogDest

  2. If you’re open for a threesome, Pat, I can be the second guy. I don’t know any similar women to go for a foursome.

  3. TOO MUCH INFORMATION.

  4. She’s not gay, you know…
    She was played by Michelle Meyrink, and that was one very memorable portrayal, especially her explanation of what happened to her dormmate. šŸ˜€
    She has retired from acting, and apparently is a Zen Buddhist.

  5. I am mortified that even for having watched that very movie two weeks ago, I missed the reference. Its still funny as hell though!

    Jim

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