Feb 032021
 

Rep. Sheila Jackson-Lee, who famously asked if a Mars rover was going to take a photo of the flag the Apollo astronauts left on the Moon, is clearly sub-par in the smarts department (witness her recent House bill 127, which calls for the destruction of 70 million American lives). But she is not alone. Consider this:

Where Bubbles Cortez relates her terrifying experience of being stalked by an assassination team during the Storming Of The Capitol.

Yeah, about that.

1: She wasn’t actually *in* the Capitol building at the time, but the Cannon office building, which is not part of the Capitol.

2: Her hallway in the Cannon office building was not invaded by protestors.

3: The “assassin” was actually a Capitol cop come to check on her.

Now, it could be that this false narrative isn’t due to Bubbles being stupid, but being crazy. Evidence backs up this hypothesis:

And it could also be that she’s both smart enough and sane enough to know that her story is utter BS… and she’s smart enough, sane enough and *evil* enough to not only know that much of the media will run with it uncritically, but that a whole lot of the public actually are dumb enough to believe her. Because if there’s one thing the Left worships, it’s victimhood points. Even when the victimhood is entirely imagined.

AOC Wasn’t Even in the Capitol Building During Her ‘Near Death’ Experience

 

Maybe she should have taken lessons from Hillary in the fine art of dodging sniper fire. I’m sure it would have served AOC as well as it did Hillary in Bosnia.

 

 

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