Nov 072009
 

Dumbassery at its finest…

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/21544521/detail.html

A MARTA bus driver is on suspension following allegations that he forced passengers to pray before allowing them to exit the bus.

Christopher James was one of those passengers. James said, initially, he thought something was wrong when he rang the bell to get off the bus and the door didn’t open. James said the bus driver asked him and three other passengers to join hands in prayer. James said the driver prayed with the group for about four minutes.

A suggestion for anyone who finds themselves in the position of being pushed into praying: go along with it. Just pray… different.

“Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Phnglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!”

And then sacrifice a rubber chicken.

Alternatively, reach for a cell phone and start screaming “Allahu Ackbar!” That’ll clear out the bus in a hurry…

 Posted by at 10:31 am

  One Response to “Driver Forces Passengers To Pray On MARTA Bus”

  1. Have you ever rode MARTA? Prayer is the only way you get off with all your possessions, including fingers and toes!

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