When Jurassic Park was released lo those many years ago, one of the items in the *vast* checklist of merchandising that accompanied the flick was an animated TV series. Perhaps sadly, that never came to pass. A mid-90’s cartoon show set on Jurassic Park could have been awesome… or it could have been utter garbage.
So with that Schroedingers Raptor in mind, I present the trailer for Netflix’s “Camp Cretaceous,” a CG animated series that is meant to be set at the same moment as “Jurassic World,” just on the other side of the island. Unsurprisingly it will feature a group of Contractually Diverse children (including the standard “useless white guy”) as they try to reach safety after everything goes sideways with the release of the Indominus Rex.
This is a trailer for “Season 1.” My first question here is… “hey, didn’t ‘Jurassic World’ take place over a space of a few *hours*?” Hardly seems long enough for multiple seasons. My second question is “so just how rich are the lawyers for the families going to get suing the bejeebers out of whoever the hell is left of the company responsible for the dinosaur park?”