So what to call the current pandemic? I previously suggested Kung Flu. But boy howdy are there a lot of options. Here’s a partial list I’ve scraped from around the interwebs…
Chinese Flu
Wuhan Virus
Kung Flu
Wu Flu
Flu Manchu
Winnie the Flu
Great Leap Fluward
Cultural Revoflution
Chop Fluey
Lung Pao Sicken
Moo Goo Gai Pandemic
Wubonic Plague
Peking Plague
Pinko Pox
Commie Cough
Holocough
Xi’s Disease
Mao Measles
Manchu Malady
Mandarin Malady
Flu Tang Clan
Great Sneeze Forward
Wuhandemic
Cough Suey
Wu Ping Cough
Shanghai Shivers
Anshan Ailment
Beijing Bug
Lo Mein Pain
Guangdong Gout
Beijing Bug
Lo Mein Pain
Sweet & Sour Sicken
Flu King Buffet
Romance of the Three Symptoms
Szechuan Sore Throat
Terminal Tao
Rice Rabies
Sweet & Sour Sicken
Hubei Hiccups
Oriental Onset
Pinyin Purge
Bat soup croup
Bat crap clap
China Town terror
Chinese Communist Party Virus
CCP Virus
CHICOM-19
COVID-1984
What y’all got?