Somehow I suspect there’s not a “soyboy division” here.

Russia’s ‘Male Slapping Championships’ need to be seen to be believed

This is a silly thing. But there is, I think, value to be placed in a competition where your job is to just stand there and take it. I bet an argument could be made for competitive taser-holding.

The real question now that it is Current Year: are they going to open the competition up to women? I didn’t see any there facing off against the men. Clearly that’s due to the patriarchy preventing women from competing on an even level with the men.