Dec 182018
The only way this could be improved? If instead of five puffs of “fart spray” it unleashed a torrent of thioacetone.
Or… instead of glitter it threw out an innocuous white powder, and instead of the fart spray a recording announced “Thank you for volunteering for our bioweapons dispersion test program. You will be tracked over the next several days to see how quickly you succumb. Your nation thanks you for your sacrifice.”