Fellow Americans: We are, as a group, a bunch of fat tubby bastards. This is objectively true. This is true when comparing Americans to many other nationalities. This is true comparing contemporary America to America of just a few decades ago.

Non-Americans: your time is coming, so don’t be too smug. Ireland: your doom is at hand.

Behold the instrument of your destruction:

The first Krispy Kreme opened in Ireland to such a frenzy you’d think they’d never seen a doughnut

Extraordinary video of the scenes at @KrispyKremeIRL in Blanchardstown from fed-up mother Kasia Zablotna 🍩 pic.twitter.com/qoOzKqeZ39

— ColmandLucy (@ColmandLucyK) October 3, 2018