Nov 042016
 

Normally, you feel bad for parents of a kid shot dead. But these parents?  Ummm… I’m not finding much sympathy here…

Parents of Pizza Hut robbery suspect question why employee shot, killed their son

Yeah. Their precious little snowflake – in cahoots with two other people – attempted to rob a Pizza Hut and got himself shot (while he himself was brandishing a gun) in the process. OK, so Junior was a dirtbag, but I could still scrape the barrel and find *some* sympathy, right? Well, the parents make sure that that outcome is impossible:

“Why in the hell did this guy have a gun?” questioned Hairston about the employee who shot her son.

Gee, lemme think, lady. Maybe because you were such a gawdawful parent that your son thought armed robbery was a good idea, and the Pizza Hut employee *correctly* surmised that there are scumbags such as your kid out there in the world?

She then demands that the employee should be in jail.

Sadly, Darwin is not fully satisfied here. Junior is dead and the world is better off… but he was 29 and had already reproduced at least once.


Something else to ponder: there were three criminals involved in the robbery. Since there was a homicide in the process, under many state laws the *other* criminals are to be charged with murder. So, perhaps some extra good will come of this and two more horrible little monsters will be removed from society for a good long while.

And the relevant Fark thread is *filled* with some awesome insights and one-liners…

  • Play stupid games, win stupid prizes…. in 30 minutes or less.
  • i expect employees getting in gun fights with robbers to be more of a little ceasars affair
  • If you don’t want to get Zimmermaned then don’t Trayvon.
  • It’s entirely up to you whether you trust your life to a felon. C’mon, take a chance.
  • Damn. And my sympathy machine is in the shop this week.

 

 

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