First up, another mass shooting in a movie theater. This time in Germany; no real details yet apart from “25 injured.” If 25 were injured and nobody’s dead, that’d be kinda hard to explain unless the shooter was armed with a BB gun. CNN is unsure if any of the injured were actually shot, though… it *might* be that the shooter just sprayed into the ceiling, the crowd panicked and 25 people were trampled.
Second: the Freddie Gray van driver found not guilty on all counts. oh, boy! Mayhem incoming!
Third: the Supreme Court has ruled that racist admissions policies are just awesome, so long as they are the politically correct racist policies.
And coming up later: British voters are deciding whether or not to remain a client state of Brussels.
Now all they need is for a jetliner to vanish and CNN’s collective head will explode