St. Petersburg teen sentenced to prison after pleading guilty to attempted murder

That’s not a funny headline. And it’s not a funny story, considering how it has robbery and someone getting shot three times. I’d be tempted to say that there’s nothign funny about this at all.

But if I said that, I’d be a dirty, dirty Hillary. Just… lies, nothing but lies. Because there’s one aspect to the story that is worthy of laughter.

The name of the attempted murderer:

Le’Genius Wisdom Williams.

Let that sink in a moment.

When lil’ Le’Genius Wisdom was 13, he tried to murder someone, and now he’s 16 and has been sentenced to 8 years in prison. That’s bad.

But he was sentenced to a lifetime of FAIL when his parents decided to name him “Le’Genius Wisdom.” A name like that *screams* “this is all of the parental give-a-damn I’ll ever be able to muster, and it’s downhill from here, kid.”