Feb 232016
A pig hat. It can get ya arrested.
Apparently there are people in the Netherlands who are so incapable of controlling themselves that they’ll turn into murderous ragemonsters if they see a kids pig-hat, and so therefore these terribly provocative bits of apparel must be removed from the public square.
I suddenly wish I owned stock in the company that makes pig hats, because I suspect they’re going to become real popular.