So, the trial of Boston Bomber Joker Whatshisname continues. Recently revealed evidence includes the inside of the boat where he was eventually found. He had scrawled a message on the inside of the boat, sort of a short-form manifesto explaining the Surt-worshipping creed that had caused him to decided blowing up random civilians was a good idea. And after he scribbled it… the cops showed up and poked some holes in the side of the boat with firearms. As a result, some of the missive was lost, due to having a sudden appearance of a bullethole. Thus the transcript uses [hole] where a bit of the original text was shot out. And the results are… well, entertaining.
I’m jealous of my brother who
ha [hole] ceived the reward of jannutul Firdaus (inshallah)
before me. I do not mourn because his soul is
very much alive. God has a plan for each person.
Mine was to hide in his boat and shed some
light on our actions I ask Allah to make me a
shahied (iA) to allow me to return to him and
be among all the righteous people in the highest levels
of heaven.
He who Allah guides no one can misguide
A [hole] bar!
I bear witness that there is no God but Allah
and that Muhammad is his
messenger [hole] r actions came
with [hole] a [hole] ssage and that
is [hole] ha Illalah. The U.S.
Government is killing our innocent
civilians but most of you already
know that. As a M[hole] I can’t
stand to see such evil go unpunished,
we Muslims are one body, you hurt
one you hurt us all, well at least that’s
how Muhammad (pbuh) wanted it to be [hole] ever,
the ummah is beginning to rise/awa [hole]
has awoken the mujahideen, know you are
fighting men who look into the barrel of your
gun and see heaven, now how can you compete
with that. We are promised victory and we
will surely get it. Now I don’t like killing
innocent people it is forbidden in Islam
but due to said [hole] it is allowed.
All credit goes to [hole].
Heh.