Dratted kids these days. Trying to kill people because some internet meme told them to. Sheesh. Why, back in my day, kids killed for better reasons: because when you played Judas Priest backwards, Satan told you to drink your Ovalkwik and take out the cheerleaders with your plasma cannon.

Why don’t we see kids stabbing people for Cthulhu, that’s what I want to know. Friggen’ Philistines, ignoring the classics…