Here’s your new media obsession

Well, the media *finally* has what they’ve been waiting for for years… Tea Partiers who have turned violent.  The two chuckleheads who gunned down two cops and a civilian in Las Vegas before capping themselves were, as has been and will continue to be widely reported, fans of the Tea party movement and had spent time at Bundy Ranch protesting against BLM/Fed actions. So, congratulate yourselves, lefties, you now have someone you can point to and blame limited government ideology on.

But the story has *everything* the media can gnaw upon, with the exception of missing airliners and – presumably – abducted cute little blond girls. For example:

1) The civvie who got shot was a concealed carry license holder. So now you’ll see a whole bunch of “civilians can’t defend themselves.”

2) The male killer was a felon, and thus was not allowed to own guns. His wife apparently couldn’t either, since she lived with him. So the guns they used don’t seem likely to have been legally obtained.

3) They were apparently white supremacists (why is it that the people who claim to be from the Master/Chosen/Superior/Divine/Cosmic/Whatever Race always seem to be such genetic losers?).

4) On their Facebook page, they “liked” the likes of Ron Paul and the NRA and FreedomWorks and other right-wing & gun groups… and Alex Jones and a bunch of marijuana legalization groups

5) This is good: “the married couple liked to dress up as the villainous “Batman” characters Joker and Harley Quinn”

6) And then the newsgasm: “the man also sometimes dressed as Slenderman, a fictional horror character that recently surfaced in the stabbing of a 12-year-old girl in Wisconsin.”