You kids will never know the comfort of parachute pants. But what you just might get to know is the fun of living in a world where the Russians regularly threaten to vaporize you in your sleep.

Russia can turn US to radioactive ash – Kremlin-backed journalist

I missed that. Nice, clear unambiguous existential threats from those who could credibly pull it off, not the pissant yappings of incompetent amateurs like we’ve had for the last 15 years or so.