Mar 142014
Why The White House Hasn’t Released Photos Of Osama bin Laden’s Corpse
…operator after operator took turns dumping magazines-worth of ammunition into Bin Laden’s body, two confidential sources within the community have told us. When all was said and done, UBL had over a hundred bullets in him, by the most conservative estimate.
I hope that one of the operators there on the scene had the presence of mind, after the last burst was fired, to say, “Whoa whoa whoa, nice shootin’, Tex!”
Turning a dead enemy combatant into mush is, as I understand it, against the laws of war. But you know… I just can’t find myself getting too upset about it in this case.
(Insert scene from “Inglorious Basterds.” You know which scene…)