As a followup to THIS STORY where a guy broke into a house, emptied it out and claimed it as his own… he has *finally* been arrested for breaking and entering and theft. While it’s good this has finally happened, the question is “why did it take so long?” Oh, well, at least he’s finally going to jail, where he’ll hopefully get himself a nice long prison sentence and spend the next decade or so being brutalized.

And in other Good News regarding home invaders:

Memphis Homeowner Shoots Burglar While Waiting For Police To Arrive

Short form: two burglars break in, one gets shot and has been caught and is critically wounded. If he dies, the *other* burglar gets to go to prison on a first degree murder charge. Woo!