50 People On ‘The Most Intellectual Joke I Know’

Most are, as probably expected, meh. But there are a few that made me laugh out loud.

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Q: What does the “B” in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?

 

A: Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

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A physicist, a mathematician and an engineer were each asked to establish the volume of a red rubber ball.

 

The physicist immersed the ball in a beaker full of water and measured the volume of the displaced fluid. The mathematician measured the diameter and calculated a triple integral. The engineer looked it up in his Red Rubber Ball Volume Table.

 

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Who does Polyphemus hate more than Odysseus?

 

Nobody!

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Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?

 

He’s 0K now.

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