Jul 112013
 

SF Sidewalk Cleaners Can’t Keep Up With The Call Of Nature

The Department of Public Works received some 5,600 requests from business and residential property owners in the first half of 2013 to have sidewalks steam cleaned, primarily, according to the San Francisco Chronicle, to deal with human waste…

Eww. Let me guess: Tea Partiers?

I’ve lived in farm country, in the ‘burbs, and right near major metropolitan areas. They all their stink. For example, one of my neighbors is a sheep farmer. Come spring, when the rain is just right and the wind is just right, the smell of sheep squeezins is… impressive. But compared to the urban stank of overheating garbage, used beer, bum barf and other human leavings, the rankest farm smells pretty awesome. Partly, I think, because humans are programmed to be disgusted most of all by our own waste… and partly because sheep and cows and pigs and whatnot don’t know any better, but humans are supposed to. San Francisco seems to be loaded with people who aren’t much above the level of animals or soccer fans.

 Posted by at 10:35 pm