Here’s the kind of news story we need to see more of:

US sailor thwarts Dubai bus driver rapist after putting him in strangehold with her thighs and then beating him into submission

Short form: a 28-year-old female US Navy sailor on leave in Dubai boarded what turned out to be the wrong bus. The 21-year-old Pakistani driver drove her to a secluded spot and used a knife to try to rape her; she took it from him, snapped it in half and locked the guy between her thighs.

Let’s hope that:

1) The shame of it all breaks him

2) The story spreads throughout the Middle East: American women will snap you in two.