1) You know that what you are doing adds no value to society

2) You know that your career is very time-limited

3) You know that nobody will *ever* know your name or give a damn, unlike the female models

4) If you manage to avoid the shame of being dressed like an idiot in London (I mentioned HERE), you stand a chance of being dressed like just as much of an idiot in Milan.

Versace show sends male models down the catwalk in lace-trimmed fancy pants, sheer shorts and sexy knickers

Well, at least the fashion victims on display here have enough humanity left in ’em to look ashamed of what’s being done to them.