Is that a severed head in your bag, or are you just happy to see me?

Another ultra-fun news item from the Daily Mail:

This was the gruesome moment an illegal immigrant who murdered his neighbour was captured on bus CCTV carrying his victim’s head in a bag.

Mohamed Boudjenane had murdered Lakhdar Ouyahia two days earlier, just hours after he had raped a Phillipino woman in his flat.

The 45-year-old Algerian was obsessed with the woman and shaved off her hair after assaulting her.

Here’s what makes the story hilarious:

He had a failed asylum bid in 1998 but remained in the country claiming benefits after his appeal was turned down, the court heard.

That’s hot.