Dec 052013
 

The future ain’t what it used to be. Case in point: the “Futurama” exhibit from the 1964 Worlds Fair, displaying all kinds of stuff that people thought should have been in place by now.

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Beyond how close they got it or how far off the mark, one thing to consider: if such a display were put on today… would much of anybody even care? I suspect not. i just can’t see people getting excited by this sort of thing anymore. “Just Google it.”

 Posted by at 3:07 am
Dec 052013
 

Just a reminder…

After hiatus, I am again offering cyanotype blueprints of various aerospace subjects on paper. These include the V-2, the Saturn Ib and V, the NERVA nuclear rocket, the Super Hustler, and many more.What says “Merry Christmas” better than a gift of a hand-made, awesome-looking large format cyanotype blueprint of a launch vehicle or nuclear bombardment system?

See the complete list here:

http://www.aerospaceprojectsreview.com/catalog/cyan.htm

And while I’m not at liberty to go into the specifics, I recently provided a number of these to a certain ongoing major TV series to be used as set dressing/props. The episodes will air sometime early next spring, I believe. They should look marvelous…

 Posted by at 2:09 am
Dec 042013
 

A photo of dubious quality showing Phil Bono of Douglas standing next to a surprisingly large display model of the ICARUS/Ithacus intercontinental transport rocket. The photo was taken at the “Travel ’67 Show” at the Cow Palace convention center in San Fransisco. According to poster art found on eBay, this was held Feb 24 – Mar 5 of 1967. I haven’t been able to find out more about it, though it would seem that it must have been a convention about the future of transport. One can speculate that the facility was filled with representations of supersonic transports, monorails, high-speed trains, sleek cars with ridiculous fins…


More on the ICARUS/Ithacus, along with the related ROMBUS space launch booster, can be found in Aerospace Projects Review issue V2N6.

 Posted by at 10:16 pm
Dec 042013
 

Fark had a thread on this. They started off by sneering at the basic idea… but then people started piping in that baby shampoo has helped with their sinusitis. So if ya got sinus issues, give this a read. Maybe useful.

How I beat my sinusitis by snorting baby shampoo

The basic idea seems to be that baby shampoo breaks up bacterial biofilms which encase infections. The claim made here and by a number on Fark is that a proper mix of baby shampoo, distilled water, salt, etc. clears these issues right out, without being painful.

I’ve known people who’ve had chronic sinus issues that lasted *years*. It seems to be really quite terrible… and it’d be amusing if it could be cleaned up with such a simple and inexpensive treatment. A quick Googling turns up a few studies that tend to support this treatment.

 Posted by at 9:09 pm
Dec 042013
 

As a followup to THIS STORY where a guy broke into a house, emptied it out and claimed it as his own… he has *finally* been arrested for breaking and entering and theft. While it’s good this has finally happened, the question is “why did it take so long?” Oh, well, at least he’s finally going to jail, where he’ll hopefully get himself a nice long prison sentence and spend the next decade or so being brutalized.

And in other Good News regarding home invaders:

Memphis Homeowner Shoots Burglar While Waiting For Police To Arrive

Short form: two burglars break in, one gets shot and has been caught and is critically wounded. If he dies, the *other* burglar gets to go to prison on a first degree murder charge. Woo!

 Posted by at 12:53 pm
Dec 032013
 

Here’s a minor one: the automobiles of 2001.

The books and movies related to “2001: A Space Odyssey” provide little to no information about the automobiles in use around the year 2001 of the alternate timeline. To my knowledge, “2001:ASO” the movie showed a grand total of two cars; “2010” showed one (and a bicycle).

In “2001:ASO” there is a very brief, poorly displayed scene playing out on the back of a passenger seat on the Orion III spaceplane. This is a bit of “in flight entertainment,” either a TV show or a movie. The scene was shot specifically for “2001” in Detroit. In the scene, you can make out two vehicles; one is far too low-rez to make out. The other is a General Motors “Runabout” concept car from 1964. The “Runabout” was a small vehicle, basically basic transportation meant for urban dwellers going to the store, picking up kids from school, that sort of thing. It wasn’t meant to go fast, go far or carry much. In many ways, it did look not unlike the economy cars of the 1970’s and beyond… AMC Pacer and such. However, there were a few important differences: the body was more “stylized” than the econoboxes that came later. There’s no rear fender, for example… something that would probably be in violation of some regulation somewhere. The windshield wrapped around most of the top of the car. It’s pointier and more wedge-like than  the later cars. And most of all, it only had three wheels: two in the back, one in front. Such cars have been built from time to time, and achieved at least some level of popularity in post-war Britain, but never caught on in the US.

The “Runabout” was one of those concept cars that the US automotive industry cranked out seemingly by the truckload until the 1970s energy crisis drained the joy out of car design.

Here’s the scene:

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That’s pretty clearly the “Runabout.” Some descriptions say that the vehicle was modified for “2001,” but if so, the modifications don’t seem terribly obvious. The only thing that looks like it might be different is the front wheel… on the small screen, it *kinda* looks like it might have been mocked up to look like a four-wheeler. But it’s hard to say. Here’s the Runabout in all its PR glory:

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As for the other vehicle, this seems to be as good as it gets:

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Really hard to make out, but I think it’s a truck. The cab is very far forward, and the bed seems pretty long… might it be the Dodge Deora? The Deora was unveiled in Detroit in 1967, so… maybe.

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It could also be that I’m looking at the mystery vehicle *backwards,* and the “cab” is actually far at the back, meaning a very long “nose.” In that case, this would very likely be a “dream” sports car. Just too fuzzy to tell.

If the mystery vehicle is the Deora, it shares with the Runabout something important: while neither are really close matches for the kind of vehicles actually sold in the real world of 1999-2001, they also represent a major shift in thinking in concept cars from just a few years earlier. Just slightly before the Runabout, concept cars tended to look like ridiculous 1950’s sci-fi movie space ships: big fins and nozzles and sharp spiky bits, perfect for impaling or disemboweling pedestrians, but not much else. The Runabout and the Deora demonstrate restraint comparatively. While still being pretty futuristic, at least as seen from 1968.

The Runabout had stablemates. If it’s safe to say that in the alternate history a concept car from 1964 would be a production car in 1999, then the concept cars that came out with the Runabout might be equally valid. At the 1964 Worlds Fair (a concept that was pretty well extinct by 2001), GM showed off not only the Runabout, but the Firebird IV and GM-X (AKA “Stiletto”) concepts. The Runabout and the Firebird IV were clearly designed by the same people, using similar lines.

 

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If the Runabout is 2001:ASO canon (and it is), then it seems reasonably safe to assume that the Firebird IV can also be wedged in there, and perhaps also the GM-X/Stiletto.Interestingly, the Firebird IV was listed as being meant for automated highways; at the time, it seemed reasonable to assume that cars would be self-driving before too long. Whether GM thought the car would be autonomously self-controlled by onboard computers, or externally piloted by a large HAL-9000-like mainframe I can’t say… but I can bet that the HAL option would be the logical one given the state of electronics in “2001.”

As for controlling the Runabout… who needs pesky steering wheels when you have a gigantic Nintendo controller?

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Since the Firebird IV is computer controlled, it hardly needs a drive. And not needing a driver means you can dispense with things like controls. Because that worked out so well on the XD-1.

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And this here is the *fully* terrifying interior of the GM-X, a true Mans Car with not of that “computer controlled” gibberish. Airbags? Pfff. Don’t need them, son. But you know what we do need? Instruments. Lots of ’em. Above, below, off to the side…

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For those of you model fanatics who want to have models of everything in 2001, you’re in luck… GM got patents on each of these designs, so there are drawings available. Also available is a list of dimensions for the three vehicles, certainly handy for scale modelers.

runabout patent  firebird iv patent 1  firebird iv patent 2stiletto patent 1  stiletto patent 2GMSPEC24

The list of data would seem to come from something describing the displays at the 1964 Worlds Fair. The last item on the list – with the data presumably on the following un-available page, is the GM “Bison,” which was certainly a unique looking truck:

GM Bison Bullet media archive

The Bison was turbine powered. The ‘module’ above the cab contained turboshaft engines, which powered the wheels below. It was meant to be very low profile, and to be part of a standardized shipping system, with standard containers organized by computer. Hmm. Very “2001.” While, to my knowledge, there is zero evidence not only for the Bison in the “2001” canon, and not even a mention of a truck… there would certainly be trucks trundling around hauling cargo, and this looks like it’d fit the bill.

 Posted by at 11:37 pm
Dec 032013
 

So, in May a  Nigerian tugboat sank in about 100 feet of water. Three days later, a commercial diving crew went down to recover the bodies of the dead (that has to be a fun job). And lo and behold… inside of a trapped air bubble they found a survivor.

Try to imagine that… trapped for three days in the pitch black in a sunken ship, when all of a sudden up pops a scuba diver.

The divers were equipped with video cameras and the communications with the surface were recorded. Note that the diver sounds like a chipmunk: this is because diving to 100 feet is *not* a healthy thing to do. The divers are breathing a mix of oxygen and helium, not nitrogen, as a measure against The Bends. Of course the survivor – one Harrison Okene – has spent three days breathing compressed air – oxygen and nitrogen. If they were to bring him directly to the surface, the dissolved nitrogen in his blood would bubble out and give him the worlds worst case of the Bends, certainty killing him. So they transported him to a hyperbaric chamber for two and a half days of decompression.

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 Posted by at 4:33 pm