Jul 042012
 

A lot of silly weirdness comes from those professing Christianity (Creationism, televangelism, Obamacare, etc.) But if you want full-on whackjobbery, there’s really only one religion to go to. No, not the Raelians, nor that other space-alien-based pseudoreligion (Which Shall Not Be Named), but Ye Olde Religion of Peace:

Islamic Group Forbids Tomatoes ‘Because They Are Christian?’

It seems that if you cut a tomato just right, it forms a cross (sort of a Cross Formeé). And it seems some people just can’t handle that.

This of course raises several ideas.

1) Can you use tomatoes in certain situations like you’d use garlic against a vampire? Will tomatoes cause suicide bombers to retreat, say>

2) What other basic food staples can you get Certain People to abandon because of perceived religious imagery? Is there a way to convince them that wheat and corn  and rice and potatoes are forbidden because they are Jewish or pagan or something? Is there a way to make a Wiccan like Fairuza Balk spring fully formed out of a bushel of corn?

If so, I’m gonna have to take up farming.

 Posted by at 10:43 am
Jul 012012
 

The sale on the four new Bell blueprints has ended.

If you were unaware of the sale, it’s probably because you were not signed up on the Up-Ship emailing list when the sale was announced earlier this week. If you want in on future sales and specials… sign up! Those on the mailing list get early announcements and access to specials and sales that those not on the list don’t.

 Posted by at 11:22 am
Jul 012012
 

Now available: Bell Aircraft drawing 58-701-008, “General Arrangement Model 58D, ” dated 6-30-1948. This is the X-1D rocket powered supersonic aircraft.

This blueprint, measuring 12,943X5513 pixels (43.1X18.4 inches, printed off at 300dpi), was scanned in pieces and in full color from a blue-line original some years ago. The sheer size of it proved to be too much for my computers to bear in the reassembly phase, and had to await newer, more powerful systems. Now at last it’s available. This blueprint is presented as-is, with stains, tears, fold marks and all… these add character to the print that a pristine version would lack, while taking away none of the historical, technical or artistic value. Additionally, a cleaned-up grayscale version is included.

Also includes  halfsize and quartersize versions of each for easier viewing and printing.

Air drawing 61 can be downloaded for $5.00.

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 Posted by at 10:46 am