Jan 032019
 

I saw this on the nightly news a few days back, during the peak of my little bout with the plague. Only just remembered it moments ago.

Police investigate incident in Ogden where man attempted to crawl into woman’s window

Police in Ogden are investigating a case where a teen says an individual tried to pop out a window screen and enter her room at a home near Weber State University. … The victim posted a photo of the man, who appears to be looking up at her window and trying to climb up the home’s exterior.

And… here’s the nopetastic nightmare fuel of a photo:

 

 Posted by at 7:33 pm
Jan 032019
 

Where the Debunkers take on what is surely one of the most intellectually bereft civilian enfeeblement propaganda videos that the far left has ever excreted.

I looked up the original anti-rights video that they are debunking. The comments section – which surprising hasn’t been closed – appears to be almost all negative. The video right now has a total of 72 likes… and six THOUSAND dislikes. More importantly, it’s been up since March and has only been viewed 28,000 times; the Debunkers video went up today and currently has 13,000 views.

As with many areas of life, the numbers certainly indicate that the people behind the original video are the fringe extremists, out of touch with the public at large. But that particular fringe is *very* good at screaming and yelling and making the media think that the issues they’re throwing tantrums over are real issues.

 

 Posted by at 6:49 pm
Jan 032019
 

…but here is the time when you *should* read the comments.

“It takes a brave person to walk into a suicidal elevator.”

“This elevator is dead inside.”

“People always ask “Where’s the elevator?” and never “How’s the elevator?””

When you stub your toe but you’re keeping all the pain and crying inside you

“You know its the 21st century when even elevators are screaming in agony”

“It sounds like an elder chicken running for life from a car being controlled by a super intelligent dog named Steve who has a passionate hate for chickens.”

“Same energy as the suicidal doorbell

“Sounds like the voice of feminism to me.”

This is the first day in a while that I’ve been physically capable of laughter. Good timing.

 

 

 Posted by at 3:03 pm
Jan 032019
 

This headline is a little… “generous.”

Brains of 3 People Have Been Successfully Connected, Enabling Them to Share Thoughts

In short:

It works through a combination of electroencephalograms (EEGs), for recording the electrical impulses that indicate brain activity, and transcranial magnetic stimulation (TMS), where neurons are stimulated using magnetic fields.

All well and good. What the researchers were actually able to transmit from brain to brain was a flashing light: one person saw an LED flash at a particular rate, and another “saw” the flashing light in their mind. Which is interesting, of course, but it’s hardly the same as transmitting thought. If what the first brain transmitted wasn’t the brains response to actually seeing a real light, but instead the first brain was told to *think* of a flashing light (or a symbol, a concept, a color), and the second brain picked up on that… THAT would be thought transmission of a limited kind.

But give it a few years work. I’m sure that soon enough this will lead to a new form of social media where people will be able to get offended at unheard-of speeds.

 Posted by at 7:02 am
Jan 022019
 

NASA’s New Horizons Mission Reveals Entirely New Kind of World

This image taken by the Long-Range Reconnaissance Imager (LORRI) is the most detailed of Ultima Thule returned so far by the New Horizons spacecraft. It was taken at 5:01 Universal Time on January 1, 2019, just 30 minutes before closest approach from a range of 18,000 miles (28,000 kilometers), with an original scale of 459 feet (140 meters) per pixel.

This indicates that higher-rez images are possible in the coming days… assuming the camera was pointed in the right direction. Unlikely that it wasn’t, but you never know.

The first color image of Ultima Thule, taken at a distance of 85,000 miles (137,000 kilometers) at 4:08 Universal Time on January 1, 2019, highlights its reddish surface. At left is an enhanced color image taken by the Multispectral Visible Imaging Camera (MVIC), produced by combining the near infrared, red and blue channels. The center image taken by the Long-Range Reconnaissance Imager (LORRI) has a higher spatial resolution than MVIC by approximately a factor of five. At right, the color has been overlaid onto the LORRI image to show the color uniformity of the Ultima and Thule lobes. Note the reduced red coloring at the neck of the object.

 

And because this is 2019 and we can’t have anything nice, the Twitter maniacs and SJW scolds are at it again:

NASA Has A Bit Of A Nazi Problem With Its ‘Ultima Thule’ Name

 Posted by at 4:13 pm
Jan 022019
 

‘Sink two aircraft carriers’: Chinese Admiral’s chilling recipe to dominate the South China Sea

On the one hand, the idea that an Asian power would cause the US to let them do whatever they want if they only took out some US Navy ships up front has been tried before. On the other hand:

In his speech, he said there were ‘five cornerstones of the United States’ open to exploitation: their military, their money, their talent, their voting system — and their fear of adversaries.

He’s not exactly wrong. Still… I *suspect8 that if China decides to take out a few US supercarriers, they’ll quickly find themselves in one hell of a war. I suspect it could easily go nuclear.

 Posted by at 1:51 am
Jan 012019
 

Some sort of cold/flu thing has knocked me on my keister for the last week or so, peaking in awfulness yesterday morning/the night before. *Hopefully* it’s in the declining-awfulness phase, but in any event it has ruined not only my productiveness but also put a damper on the higher functions. Been sorts running on neutral for a few days. So *this* is what it must be like being an NPC…

Anyway, in lieu of my usual scintillating prose, here are some random photos of no particular worth.

Cutler Marina a week or so ago.

Banshee catching some zzzz’s

Footprints in the snow.

Yesterday I crawled to a vertical attitude and drove to town to get some food. The local Shopko seems to be getting an early start on holidays *months* away.

 Posted by at 2:48 pm