I saw this on the nightly news a few days back, during the peak of my little bout with the plague. Only just remembered it moments ago.

Police investigate incident in Ogden where man attempted to crawl into woman’s window

Police in Ogden are investigating a case where a teen says an individual tried to pop out a window screen and enter her room at a home near Weber State University. … The victim posted a photo of the man, who appears to be looking up at her window and trying to climb up the home’s exterior.

And… here’s the nopetastic nightmare fuel of a photo: