Jan 032019
…but here is the time when you *should* read the comments.
“It takes a brave person to walk into a suicidal elevator.”
“This elevator is dead inside.”
“People always ask “Where’s the elevator?” and never “How’s the elevator?””
“When you stub your toe but you’re keeping all the pain and crying inside you“
“You know its the 21st century when even elevators are screaming in agony”
“It sounds like an elder chicken running for life from a car being controlled by a super intelligent dog named Steve who has a passionate hate for chickens.”
“Same energy as the suicidal doorbell“
“Sounds like the voice of feminism to me.”
This is the first day in a while that I’ve been physically capable of laughter. Good timing.