Sep 262022
 

Damn.

I’ve seen some argue that the guy should not have filmed this, as that only made the incident worse. Sorry, nope, uh-uh. A woman accuses a man of assaulting her… he’d damned well better start racking up the video evidence (and, let’s be honest, if it’s a white woman accusing a black man, he’d *really* better start covering all his bases ASAP). This being a Walmart checkout line, it’s a safe bet that there are multiple security cameras covering the area… but more evidence is better than less. From all appearances, he just wanted to buy some Halloween bats and ended up in a boss battle with the Karenest of Karens.

And in other There Are Crazy People Out There News, watch a group of degenerates attack an old man on the subway in Chicago and beat him about the head with a wine bottle because… reasons?

https://www.facebook.com/100002278174785/videos/621307403030590/

 

 

 Posted by at 10:11 am
Sep 252022
 

I sang the praises of the animated Series “Final Space,” a sci-fi comedy that heavily leaned into cosmic horror. I *really* liked it. Sadly, it was cancelled after only three seasons, in the middle of its story. But worse: it has now been pulled from all platforms as a tax writeoff. Unless you somehow saved copies of the episodes (Seasons 1 and 2 were released on Blu Ray – no longer available – but Season 3 never was), you will never be able to see it ever again, outside of pirating platforms. Were it not for clips on YouTube, it would be as if the show was a Mandela Effect.

‘Final Space’ to Be Pulled From All Platforms as Warner Bros Discovery’s Tax Write-Off Casualty

A good argument for physical media.

If nothing else, “Final Space” gave the world a moment that ranks up there with the end of “Jurassic Bark.”

 Posted by at 6:00 pm
Sep 252022
 

The Fort Lupton, Colorado, police arrested a woman for a road rage incident. In the process of this, they handcuffed her and locked her in a police cruiser. So far, so good. But here’s where the stupidity cranks up to 11: the cruiser was parked on train tracks. And wouldn’t you know it, here comes a train…

The suspect has survived, though unsurprisingly injured. I foresee a whole slew of lawsuits.

 Posted by at 3:30 am
Sep 212022
 

… this one was kinda weird.

Anyway, today I took a nap which ended with an attempted nightmare. I say “attempted” because it had the trappings of a nightmare, but I kinda watched it happen second-hand. I’m not one for true lucid dreaming, but I often have dreams where I’m more observer than main character. I don’t seem to be able to control the dream as those who lucid dream can, but I can hit the “eject” button from time to time. This makes a lot of what should be “nightmares” into “horror movies.”

As the dream began, I understood the world I was in. A “zombie apocalypse” had occurred, but was apparently largely over. Things were trashed, but it wasn’t The End for mankind, though apparently there were a lot less of us. I – or at least the main character of the dream – was alone in something like a old folks home, retirement center, combo apartments/hospital, something like that. It was long abandoned, power off, but the hallway was fairly well lit via sunlight coming in the windows of the rooms off the hallway. The place was filled with cats… normal, non-zombie felines who didn’t seem to pay me much mind one way or the other. I had a sawed-off shotgun and a flashlight and was going room to room looking for something (don’t know what, though I seemed determined to find it). The place was dank, a bit damaged, but silent except for some muted meowing from the cats.

One door was closed. As I went to it, the cats began to gather around, silently. They didn’t hiss or growl, but they had that determined look that cats get when they are twitchy. The door opened without protest; the room beyond was near pitch black. Went inside, shotgun in right hand, flashlight in left, and began to sweep the room. The cats gathered out in the hall and watched me but did nothing else. Standard depressing nursing home room… bed, dressers, knick-knacks. Seemed empty… until someone started speaking from a dark corner. Quickly turned to find an old lady sitting in a chair in a pitch black corner, calmly talking to me. Difficulty: she was a zombie, and in a pretty bad way. I understood that in this world, zombies don’t think, much less talk. But this one was calmly chatting away. I don’t remember a single word she said, but what stuck with me was that she Knew Things. She knew who I was, though the old lady was nobody I’d ever met. And she knew things about the world. Why things had happened, and what the future held, and what the larger motives were. She didn’t move, didn’t threaten, but she was malevolent. And the mind chatting away was not the old ladies, but something else. Something I recognized to be vast.

It was at that point that “movie goer me” decided to hit the “eject” button. I recall that as I woke up I actually said “haha, no.”

I suspect a good author could make something of this story. I’d like to figure out how to incorporate it into “War With The Deep Ones,” though there are no zombies in that. The obvious approach would be to have a Deep One get caught and say such things, but that would lose much of the impact: a monster telling you horrible things might be bad, but a little old *dead* lady telling you the same things is a door straight to “nope.”

 

Anyway, enough about babbling zombies. Back to Joe Biden and Vlad Putin.

 Posted by at 11:53 pm
Sep 212022
 

Suspect Admits to Fatally Plowing Car into Republican Teen in ‘Politically Motivated’ Attack

A suspect accused of fatally plowing a car into a Republican teen in North Dakota over the weekend confessed on Monday to the attack, which he confirmed was “politically motivated.”

Shannon Brandt, a 41-year-old male, allegedly ran over 18-year-old Cayler Ellingson with his car after the pair had an altercation of a political nature at a street festival. …  The driver reported the crime himself, informing police that the victim was affiliated with a “Republican extremist group” and intended to target him after the two had a political disagreement.

Huh. I wonder what might have happened in recent weeks that could have radicalized Mr. Brandt and, through the power of “Stochastic Terrorism,” turned him into a murderer?

 

 Posted by at 11:16 am
Sep 212022
 

Putin announces a draft of 300,000 or so Russians with prior military service:

So this is what a tyrant looks like when he’s losing. He’s apparently trying to scare the Russian people by telling them that *they* are being threatened with nukes. That ranks up there with “the wage gap,” “hands up don’t shoot” and “Russia collusion” in the grand scheme of blatant political lies.

 Posted by at 7:20 am
Sep 182022
 

High population densities with lax law enforcement and no throwing of loons into bins: not even once.

McDonald’s ax swinger had just been ‘rejected’ by woman, witness says

 

 Posted by at 10:49 am