… was not a vuvuzela.
Honestly, if the worldwide soccer community wants to keep this kids game from becoming terribly popular in the US, they could not have come up with a better weapon than the vuvuzela. Well, except maybe soccer itself. Ye gods it’s dull.
NOTE: The vuvuzela is not some ancient bit of respected culture. It was invented – and the name trademarked – in two-thousand-friggen’-one.
Vuvuzelas even ruin one of lifes true joys, Free Boobies:
Play the game! Vuvuzela Hero: Legend Of Africa
And leave it to the British to figure out a way to ruin *any* website with vuvuzelas. Here’s a go at The Unwanted Blog.
And the Mormon church might want to start rethinking some of their symbolism. Once it becomes general knowledge that the Angel Moroni is blatting away on one of these damned horns, a lot of people are *really* not gonna be interested when the nice young men in the suits and bicycle helmets show up…