Sep 162008
Having solved all the world’s lesser problems – like a cure for cancer, cheap spaceflight and series production of small, efficient commercial nuclear reactors – the world of corporate Big Science has now given us what the world has long dreamed of: three ply toilet paper that will change your life.
Quilted Northern Ultra Plush™ will deliver a luxurious, spa-like experience to consumers during every trip to the bathroom, and includes an added layer for strength and absorbency.
Hu-freakin’-zzah. I’ve never been to a spa before, but I gather it’s rather like wiping your ass. Personally, that doesn’t really seem like the sort of thing that I’d spend lots of money to do, but hey, to each their own.
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Less ‘Big Science’ than ‘Moronic Marketeers’ I think.
If the spas they talk about are anything like the ones in Japan then let’s say the loo roll may not actually do a lot of cleaning…