… or, it will be legendarily awesome. I’ll bet on the former, sadly.
Real-Life Superhero Walks Streets, Fighting Crime
“From the right, this guy comes dashing in, wearing this skin-tight rubber, black and gold suit, and starts chasing him away,” said Dan.
What Dan didn’t know is that just about every night, an anonymous Seattle man strolls into a comic store, enters a hidden back room and emerges transformed. “From the right, this guy comes dashing in, wearing this skin-tight rubber, black and gold suit, and starts chasing him away,” said Dan.
What Dan didn’t know is that just about every night, an anonymous Seattle man strolls into a comic store, enters a hidden back room and emerges transformed.
4 Responses to “Will not end well…”
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He needs:
A.) A green wetsuit.
B.) Two big iron bars to use as weapons.
C.) A terrifying little teenage girl that can cut people into thin-sliced Bologna with her katana….
…as a mentor
I _loved_ that movie. 🙂
Even comic books superheroes are being restricted to super-situations. Real life in any city is just too potentially violent for that kind of thing. This will end badly.
He doesn’t have to use a local phone booth sometimes,does he?…(joke)
I can see it now:
“Halt criminals, leave that helpless-”
Pop some caps! (insert 9mm discharge sounds here)
“Augh!”