Sep 262010
 

It was funny on Futurama. It looks kinda goofy in real life:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScvdFeh1aOw

I think the market for such spray-on clothes will be kinda limited. However, the mentioned idea of spray-on bandages seems like something with merit… a can of bandage could become a standard part of any first aid kit.

And while not mentioned in the piece, an application I think might might have a real future: spray-on spacesuits. Spacesuits have so far been hideously expensive, and tailored to the wearer. A type of suit long discussed and desired is the “skinsuit,” which, instead of encasing the human form ina  pressurized garment, encases the human in a tight-fitting “bodyglove.” The skinsuit simply prevents the body from expanding. Theoretically, this would be just as good as a regular suit… give the suit a bubble helmet, and some thermal-control outerwear, and you’ll be good to go.

 What’s shown available in the video is a spray system that hoses you down with cotton fibers and some kind of adhesive. I can see a future variant that hoses the prospective astronaut down with much the same, but then switches to a different system that switches the cotton fibers for longer Kevlar fibers and a stronger adhesive. The first layer of cotton provides comfort and protection from the stronger outer-layer adhesive, while still being form-fitting. Heck, if it can be made good enough, a Kevlar skinsuit for use as a terrestrial form-fitting (and thus basically undetectable) low-end bulletproof vest.

 Posted by at 10:26 am

  7 Responses to “Spray-On Clothes”

  1. I have a collection of photos of women in painted-on clothes. Not quite the same thing, is it?

  2. I want to know where they’re going to put the zipper!

  3. Zipper? Yeah, how do you take her dress off if it’s sprayed on? Did anyone think of this?

  4. Yes, I love spray-on bandaids. Like Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee, they are the future I read about in 1980.

  5. Another Bruce?

  6. It looks like he’s putting her in a cocoon, like in “First Men In The Moon”. 😀

  7. Cool, it’s like Amy’s spray on bikini in Futurama.

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