I’ve not much use for makeup, jewlery, fashionable clothes or other methods of trying to pretty myself up: sometimes there’s just no point in trying. Without the intervention of advanced medical techniques, midgets will never be tall, the truly stupid will never be smart, the ugly will never be attractive… and half-assed efforts to change those invariably end in laughable results.
Apart from randomly grabbing clothes and occasionally combing my hair, the one source of adornment likely to be found on my person is a pendant that was a gift from a friend. Still, somebody else wants to put on some bling, hey, great, go for it.
But there are some forms of adornment that I just don’t get. Jamming bits of metal through flesh, for instance, is something I find more creepy than anything. And just when you thought that there was nothing new left to come up with for body-decoration, this comes along:
Yes, that’s a bit of jewelry dangling from a string attached to a contact lens. No freakin’ thank you.
http://www.styledash.com/2008/07/24/fashions-from-bizarre-o-world-eye-jewelry/
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