Apr 022022
So a security guard sees two suspicious characters head into a convenience store, decides to follow them in. As he approaches the door, he sees them climbing over the counter, sticking a gun in the clerks face. So the guard mosey’s on in, *promptly* shoots the bad guy with the gun, then plugs the other bad guy for good measure. And then he drops the sort of one liners Hollywood *wishes* they could write:
Bad Guy 1: “It’s fake! It’s fake!” (they used a fake pistol for the robbery)
Guard: “Oh well. Mine’s is real.”
Bad Guy Two: “Am I shot?”
Guard: “Oh ᚠᚪᛣᚳ yeah.”
BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHA