Looming threat from Commies? Check. Incompetent President? Check. Inflation? Check. Malaise? Check. NASA sans a space program? Check.

And then there’s this:

This 1977 Dodge Tradesman Sex Van Is The Greatest Vehicle For Sale On The Internet Right Now

It actually sold for $40,000.

While the van *screams* “70’s,” it has a shocking lack of airbrushed wizards, dragons, barbarians, dames in bikini armor. I do wonder just how insane a coke-sniffing dog would get if it came within a hundred yards of this thing.