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Barack Obama Ecstasy Pills Hit Streets: Approval Ratings High

There is now a line of Ecstasy pills made in the image of the 44th president of the United States, according to Texas police who have snatched a batch off the streets.

Ecstasy is known for a sense of elation, diminished feelings of fear and anxiety, and ability to induce a sense of intimacy with others.

Well, finally. At long last, Obama’s policies are spurring one sector of the economy to innovate.

 Posted by at 12:38 pm

  2 Responses to “The Ecstasy of Obama”

  1. And such an appropriate one, to boot 😛

  2. Like the beanie.

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