“Push-Button Bra Turns Bitsy to Bodacious”

blather, humor

Nov 252009

<>This is why the future belongs to China. From Weird Asian News:

The bra’s magic lies in its patented “God’s Hand” technology. Simply press the button, and the hidden, hand-shaped panels expand, lifting your breasts to provide cleavage like you’ve never had before. And the longer you press, the bigger they get!

There’s a YouTube video of a 4-minute commercial for this miracle of moden Chinese science. It is, of course, in Chinese, so I can’t understand a word of it. But damned if it isn’t funny to watch… and remains just as funny if you listen to it *without* watching it. The annoucer sounds like he’s about to explode with delight.

One Response to ““Push-Button Bra Turns Bitsy to Bodacious””

Blap! Models says:

November 25, 2009 at 11:39 pm

Why buy a bra when there are tons of guys who would simulate the “hands of God” for free! They could just follow these ladies around all day. Just feed and water your “Hands of God” and they can support your breasts for the entire work day!

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