“Push-Button Bra Turns Bitsy to Bodacious”

<>This is why the future belongs to China. From Weird Asian News:

The bra’s magic lies in its patented “God’s Hand” technology. Simply press the button, and the hidden, hand-shaped panels expand, lifting your breasts to provide cleavage like you’ve never had before. And the longer you press, the bigger they get!

There’s a YouTube video of a 4-minute commercial for this  miracle of moden Chinese science. It is, of course, in Chinese, so I can’t understand a word of it. But damned if it isn’t funny to watch… and remains just as funny if you listen to it *without* watching it. The annoucer sounds like he’s about to explode with delight.