This will be of interest to American males in a certain age bracket…

Tanya Roberts Dead at 65

If you were alive and had HBO back in the 80’s, you remember that they played “Beastmaster” the way a rapper uses expletives. And Tanya Roberts was one of the more watchable aspects of that… well, let’s call it a “movie.”

UPDATE: No she ain’t.

Actress Tanya Roberts is still alive, according to her publicist

You’d think that “dead” or “alive” would be straightforward enough determinations for medical professionals to make.

UPDATED UPDATE: Yes she is.

Tanya Roberts is dead, partner says after premature death declaration

Someone’s got some splainin’ to do.