So I moved my eyeballs from the CAD computer to the Internet computer for a few minutes to look up something inane to throw onto the TV for background noise and somehow fell down a weird rabbit hole of movies on Amazon Prime. I haven’t seen any of them, but their titles and descriptions seem… interesting:
I Was a Teenage Wereskunk
MOOSE: The Movie
A Rash of bizarre moose-trampling incidents has the residents of Gangrene Gulch, Alaska, on edge. In an attempt to restore the natural disorder to the quirky little town, newbie park ranger, Zack, teams up with beautiful librarian/coroner’s assistant, Samantha, to solve the mystery. They soon find themselves hoof-deep in supernatural chaos.
Inhumanwich!
A possessed piñata, seeking to avenge the savagery that humanity has inflicted on his kind, picks off a group of friends, one by one, in an unending night of terror.
Weresquito: Nazi Hunter
Horrific Nazi experiments have left a surviving American WWII soldier with a terrifying condition: at the sight of fresh blood, he transforms into a man-sized, blood-sucking killer insect! Refusing to let his affliction destroy him, he instead commits himself to using his “powers” for good-by finding the people responsible and bringing them to justice!
The Thingy: Confessions of a Teenage Placenta
When a female bodybuilder gives birth to a living placenta, she decides to raise it as her human son. The creature, named Luke, is reared in the Christian faith and matriculated into the public school system, where he faces ridicule from boorish males and their girlfriends. But what happens when Luke gets pushed too far?