I *guess* it’s a bit comforting to know that insanity is world wide, not restricted just to the likes of Portland and Chicago…

Dozens Of Artifacts Apparently Vandalized At Berlin’s Museums

On or about October 3 someone, or several someones, squirted an “oily liquid” onto objects such as ancient Egyptian sarcophagi, 19th century paintings and stone statues. Why? Authorities aren’t sure, but they seem to be linking this weirdness to a German vegan chef conspiracy theorist who believes that the Pergamon Museum is the “throne of Satan” and that Angela Merkel is a Satanist who conducts human sacrifices.

One of the museums was also the site of a theft in 2017 of a gold coin worth $4 million. What made this coin so valuable? because it was *220* pounds of solid gold. The coin has not been recovered… and doubtless never will be. Damn thing was certainly chopped up and melted down about ten minutes after it slipped out the back in someone’s pocket. A photo of this trinket is HERE.

The conspiracy theorist in question is an odd one. He’s a German nationalist who thinks that Bill Gates is trying to use WuFlu to take over and Da Jooooooooz are out to exterminate the German people, but he’s actually ethnically Turkish, adopted by a German family. He was originally an omnivore but became a passionate vegan. Hmmm. I wonder if there were ever any other “German nationalists” who didn’t actually match up to their ideal of German ethnicity and who became vegetarians and went bonkers? Maybe there’s some combination of the German language with veganism, or perhaps being a vegan surrounded by people eating tasty sausage that makes some people go a little “funny.”