Minneapolis is a’lootin’ again. Why? Was there some horrible police-based misdeed? Did they beat the tar out of some random schmoe? Did they shoot a guy? Nope. A guy wanted for murder shot *himself.*

Minneapolis stores looted as mayhem erupts following gunman’s suicide: police

Perhaps it’s time to start suing media outlets who refer to these things as “protests” rather than “riots,” and for claiming they’re about “justice” when clearly it’s “any excuse to loot is good enough.”