Nov 052009
The Happiness Hat.
A wearable conditioning device that detects if you’re smiling and provides pain feedback if you’re not. Frowning creates intense pain but a full smile leaves you pain free! The first in a series of Tools for Improved Social Inter-Acting.
Oh, sure, it’s just something of a joke (I think). But I can see the Nannystaters deciding that this is Just The Thing to make the populace much more happier, and will ponder making it mandatory.
For those well-versed in the Classics, the Happiness Hat is nothing new.
And for those well-versed in Classic Fashion, the hat itself looks particularly cunning.
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Yep, that there is a hat that says you are a man!
We have been using the happy helmet threat against surly bartenders at our local watering hole for years, now we can really do it.